I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
be sure you drink enough water today and do your kegels also go outside and just breathe some fresh air and think about your life stay in tune with yourself bbs
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
PLEASE, DON’T TURN A BLIND EYE ANY LONGER
I’m sorry if this “bothers” you but it really needs to be said. Look at the labels before you buy. These companies don’t deserve your business
almond milk for life.
humans are pieces of shit
LUSH LIFE this made me cry
Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK
and how would you know this ….
my friend and i like the same guy :)))) a lot :)))) and im gonna be a good friend and let her have him but im so...
- Anonymous asked:what do you like to do in your free time?
Sit on mens faces
My favorite sex position is missionary because I like it when the guy’s sweat drips into my eyes and makes them burn because it...